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Procrastination Day Is Tomorrow, Or The Next Day!
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Procrastination day is tomorrow, or the next day!
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Abolish procrastination...tomorrow.
I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.
You're only as old as you feel.. the next day
Paddy heard that a fortune could be made by working as a lumberjack in Canada.
So, off he goes. After some weeks, he arrives at a lumberjack-camp and asks the foreman for a job....
You've gotta love it, though you don't have to respect it the next day.
A certain professor was known for cracking vulgar jokes in class.
A group of girls never appreciated it. One day they decided to walk out as soon as the professor started one of his dirty cracks....
Next tagline doesn't leave until tomorrow, sorry
A day not wasted is a day wasted!
A polish couple got married. On their wedding night they couldn't figure out how to have sex.
So the woman said to her husband, "Dear, go to the doctor tomorrow and ask him how we can have sex....