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• Do I BELIEVE in the Bible?! HELL man, I've SEEN one!!!
• Just Got A Driving Permit... A young boy had just gotten his driving permit.
  He asked his father, who was a minister, if they could discuss his use of the car....
• You can have peace. Or you can have freedom: LL
• The hell with messages, just read the Taglines!
• How do you make Holy Water? Boil the hell out of it.
• In this business, you either lead, follow or get the hell out of the way.
• There once was a priest who had to spend the night in a hotel and offered hat check girl to come up to his room for dinner.
  After a while he started advancing on her when she stopped him and reminded him he was a holy man....
• A Southern Nativity Scene: In a small Southern town there was a "Nativity Scene" that showed great skill and talent had gone into creating it.
  One small feature bothered me. The three wise men were wearing firemen's helmets....
• THIS TAGLINE NOT TO BE READ OUT LOUD.