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• For some Reason, reality is an illusion.
• Reality is just another illusion.
• Reality Is An Illusion Caused By Lack Of Acid.
• In a similar vein, I saw these in my college in India
  1. A line drawn 20 feet above ground level and the legend, "If you can piss this high, join the fire brigade!...
• I don't want to bore you with metaphysics, but how do you know this is an answering machine?
  Maybe it's a dream, or maybe it's an illusion, or maybe YOU don't really exist....
• If government is going to put health warning labels on beer, wine and liquor, let's at least have a little truthfulness about the matter!
  WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to wake up with breath that could knock a buzzard off a shit truck at 100 yards....
• Time is an illusion, lunchtime doubly so.
• Time is an illusion....especially while modeming!
• ALCOHOL WARNING LABELS If government is going to put health warning labels on beer, wine and liquor, let's at least have a little truthfulness about the matter!
  WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to wake up with breath that could knock a buzzard off a shit truck at 100 yards....