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Save A Whale -- Harpoon A Fat Chick.
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Save a Whale -- Harpoon a fat chick.
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Followed by the explosive harpoo
Q: How do you screw a fat chick? A: Flip through the folds of fat until you find the one that smells like shit, then go back one.
Thar's Mobius Dick, the convoluted whale.
If we don't harpoon whales, then where will we get oil?
A whale couple was strolling along the seaside (whales are monogamous, you know), when the male whale spotted another whale being harrassed by a whaling ship.
We'll call the male whale Dick for conveinience, and his female compaion Jane....
Save the snails!
Q. How do you circumsize a whale? A. Send down four skindivers.
Liposuction will destroy your FAT.