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• Confucius say "Man who is jacking into a peanut butter jar is fucking nuts".
• Confucius say: Man with hands in pockets feel foolish, Man with hole in pocket feel nuts.
• Q: What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree? A
  Hold onto your nuts! This ain't gonna be no ordinary blowjob....
• What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree? Hold on to your nuts, this is going to be a hell of a blowjob!
• What did one coconut tree say to the other? "Hold on to your nuts, there's a big blow job coming.
• Confucius say: Teenage girl with bicycle pedal ass all over town.
  Squirrel lay on rock, crack nuts. Man lay on crack, rock nuts....
• Never say no.
• Say NO! to Negatives!
• So little to say and so much time to say it!