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  On a mountain near their lush valley home lived a large giant, and he made the mountain impassable....
• Don't pick up that phon#!}}{) NO CARRIER
• No dammit! Don't pick up the pho*&^&#%$#$#$%^*%^$*
• If you can't keep it up, move over!
• 5000 years ago, Moses said: Pick up your shovel, mount your ass, and I'll lead you to the promised land.
  5000 years later, Roosevelt said: Lay down your shovel, sit on your ass, and light up a camel, for this is the promised land....
• A penny saved is a penny stashed away.
• We're looking forward to the presidential candidates' debates.
  It'll be interesting to see which TV shows get higher ratings instead....
• E-mail Junkie You know you're an E-mail Junkie if
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• Oh, I know it's a penny here and a penny there, but look at me.
  I worked myself up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty....