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• Q: Why is it illegal to kill flies in Poland? A: Because that's the national bird.
• ACTUAL BUMPER STICKERS THE GENE POOL COULD USE A LITTLE CHLORINE.
  TIME IS WHAT KEEPS THINGS FROM HAPPENING ALL AT ONCE I DIDN'T FIGHT MY WAY TO THE TOP OF THE FOOD CHAIN TO BE A VEGETARIAN....
• These are actual bumper stickers: * Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot.
  * Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control....
• Guns don't kill people..., I KILL PEOPLE!
• Guns don't kill people -- people with guns kill people.
• Guns don't kill people, Mail readers kill people!
• Some people tell political jokes... we HAVE them!
• One Liners Worth Remembering Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm Eagles may soa
  but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese I'm not cheap, but I am on special this week I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol I intend to live forever - so far, so good I love defenseless animals, especially in a good gravy If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?...
• In view of recent admonitions against jokes maligning any class of people, I thought I'd put together some examples of humor that are approved within the Tandem Values.
  Note how these jokes arise from existing ones that are not permitted, showing that humor can be found anywhere....