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Sometimes I Wake Up Grouchy, Sometimes I Let Her Sleep.
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Sometimes I wake up grouchy, sometimes I let her sleep.
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Sometimes I wake up GRUMPY... & sometimes I let her sleep
I didn't wake up "Grouchy", I let her sleep.
Here's a bumper sticker I saw: Sometimes I wake up grumpy in the morning.
Sometimes I let her sleep....
Sometimes I get the elevator, sometimes the shaft.
Sometimes I sits and thinks and sometimes I just sits.
Sometimes I just want to compute...
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you....