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• And now a word from the NULL device...
• E-MAIL SURVIVAL GUIDE AFAIC As Far As I'm Concerned AISI As I See It ANFAWFOS And Now For A Word From Our Sponsor ANFAWFOWS And Now For A Word From Our WEB Sponsor AOL Assholes On Line ASAP As Soon As Possible ASAFP As Soon As Friggin Possible AWGTHTGTTA Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Again B4 Before BCNU Be Seeing You BK Bo Knows BNF Big Name Fan BOT Back On Topic BT Byte This!
  BTW By The Way BTWBO Be There With Bells On CIAO Goodbye CIS CompuServe Information Service CMF Count My Fingers!...
• I had a mischevious roommate in college. Fortunately, I was the object of his machinations only once.
  It didn't take long to track down my furniture >from the ten places on campus where he had distributed it over spring break....
• Does our economy move like a cancer now?
• The Wizard of Zone Once upon a time in Depression-era Kansas there was a little black boy named Zachary X (pronounced "ex" not "ten") who lived on a farm.
  He was an orphan, a cheap device to garner your sympathy....
• Q: Who is Billy Jean King's latest sponsor? A: "Snap-On Tools of America.
• Democrats proved they can't be trusted with our future when they stood up at their convention and cheered at the word "infrastructure.
• MS Word: From the folks who brought you EDLIN
• Twas The Night Before IPO... 'Twas the day before the IPO, when all through the net, Not an executive was flying, not even Ellison's jet.
  The documents were filed with the SEC with care, In hopes that the IPO soon would be there....