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• Have you got anything without spam?
• Some spam a day keeps the calories high
• Cogito, ergo Hormel - I think, therefore I Spam.
• Jeff's favorite option on a car? Tilt wheel. Why?
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• A man, a plan, a canoe, pasta, hero's, rajahs, a coloratura, maps, snipe, percale, macaroni, a gag, a banana bag, a tan, a tag, a banana bag again, o
  a camel, a crepe, pins, spam, a rut, a Rolo, cash, a jar, sore hats, a peon, a canal, Panama!...
• A man, a plan, a canoe, pasta, heros, rajahs, a coloratura
  maps, snipe, percale, macaroni, a gag, a banana bag, a tan, a tag, a banana bag again (or a camel), a crepe, pins, Spam, a rut, a Rolo, cash, a jar, sore hats, a peon, a canal--Panama!...
• A man, a plan, a canoe, pasta, heros, rajahs, a coloratura
  maps, snipe, percale, macaroni, a gag, a banana bag, a tan, a tag, a banana bag again (or a camel), a crepe, pins, Spam, a rut, a Rolo, cash, a jar, sore hats, a peon, a canal - Panama!...
• There's some lovely filth over here...