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• Q: How do we know that Eve was the first computer operator?
  A: 'Cause she had an Apple in one hand and a Wang in the other....
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  Had to lick his butt afterwards to get rid of the taste!...
• Three nuns who had recently died where on their way to heaven.
  At the pearly gates they were met by St. Peter. Around the gates there was a collection of lights and bells....
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  Rumor had it that the new company would be called Fairwell Honeychild....