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• Filth & profanity tolerated here!
• There's always room for JELLO!
• There's some lovely filth over here...
• Does your MOM know you're reading this filth?
• There is always a way.
• Here is a classic which has been fading into a lost art.
  It works extremely well someplace like a military academy or such, where everything must always be in impeccable order, but can be used for good effect in a dorm room, too...
• Let's say you were trapped inside this room. Inside this room were 2 doors, and 2 caged talking - tigers.
  One of the doors was an exit into the paradise. The other was an exit into a bottomless pit- (In other words, if you opened this door, you'd fall until your insides get ripped apart by the G-forces- actually you'd still fall- Anyway....
• Has a room temperature IQ.
• Is this the right room for an argument?