Related:

• Carrier Landing - Most Fun Possible with pants on!
• Flying = 2nd Greatest Experience Landing = 1
• You'll love it Dad! It's fully assembled!
• Q:" How many members of the U.S.S. Enterprise does it take to change a light bulb?
  "A:" Seven - Scotty will report to Captain Kirk that the light bulb in the Engineering Section is burnt out, to which Kirk will send Bones to pronounce the bulb dead....
• Q: How many members of the U.S.S. Enterprise does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: 7. Scotty will report to Captain Kirk that the light bulb in the Engineering Section is burnt out, to which Kirk will send Bones to pronounce the bulb dead....
• How many members of the U.S.S. Enterprise does it take to change a light bulb?
  Scotty will report to Captain Kirk that the light bulb in the Engineering Section is burnt out, to which Kirk will send Bones to pronounce the bulb dead....
• E. Borgnine drags Dad's gardening robe.
• Dad, do you suppose Santa has a modem?
• Hello dad...I'm in jail and I LIKE IT here!