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Windows has crashed more systems than Stoned
Portions of this message have been pre-recorded.
beep, beep, beep> The number you have reached, Seven.
Six. Seven. One. Two. Three. Four. [Use your number here....
This tagline has been recycled!
Get stoned. Drink liquid cement.
Steve has been captured by a flying saucer and can't come to the phone right now, but if you leave your name, phone number, and a message, I'll have him call you back as soon as he gets away.
Read all about it in next week's National Enquirer....
Steve has been captured by a flying saucer and can't come to the phone right now, but if you leave your name, phone number, and a message I'll have him call you back as soon as he gets away.
Read all about it in next week's National Enquirer....
What mankind has been waiting for.