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Are you a Photometric Polytechnic graduate?
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Q: What is the difference between a University and a Polytechnic?
A: At a Polytechnic they teach you to wash your hands after going to the toilet....
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Q: What is the difference between a University, a Polytechnic, and a College ?
A: When a lecturer walks into a class and says "Good Morning", at a University the students say "Good Morning" back, at a Polytechnic they ignore him, and at a College they write it down....
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