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• . . . like a scurvy politician . . . --Shakespeare
• #define QUESTION {(2b || !2b)} -- Shakespeare
• Whose plays did Shakespeare watch?
• I didn't write that! It sounds more like Shakespeare!
• This above all; to thine own self be true -- Shakespeare
• For Shakespeare lovers only:) So long as phones can ring and eyes can see, So leave a message, and I'll get back to thee.
• When Billy Shakespeare went swimming one day he was obsessed with the notion that gypsy moths had been feeding on the back of his trunks!
  He asked a friend to investigate and make a thorough search....
• 2B|^2B Message about Shakespeare (-_-) Secret smile &l
  {:-)} Message in a bottle... <:-)<<| Message from a space rocket....