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• I always tell the truth. Even if I have to lie to do it.
• I lie to polltakers.
• Everything I say is true, and thats a lie
• Trust me, would I lie to you.....
• Sorry to change the subject a little, but this priceless little anecdote occurred while I was working for a hardware store while in college.
  I'm standing behind the counter, wearing my little scratchy polyester uniform shirt, and this big huge guy walks up to me carrying two rolls of shelf paper and says "Is this going to be enough to cover my shelves?...
• Toilet Jokes Here I lie in stinky vapor, Because some bastard stole the toilet paper, Shall I lie, or shall I linger, Or shall I be forced to use my finger.
• After much soul-searching and having determined the husband was infertile, the childless couple decided to try artificial insemination.
  When the woman showed up at the clinic, she was told to undress from the waist down, get on the table and place her feet in the stirrups....
• The middle-aged wife had just returned to the house on Saturday afternoon after a shopping trip.
  She was quite agitated, and proceeded to tell her husband about a certain shoe salesman who had been rude....