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ASCII No Questions, I'll Tell You No Lies.
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ASCII no questions, I'll tell you no lies.
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You Bet Your ASCII
I have come here to kick ascii.
ASCII and you shall receive --Z. Modem
You can have peace. Or you can have freedom: LL
There was a young girl from Hong Kong Whose cervical cap was a gong.
She said with a yell As a shot rang the bell, "I`ll give you a ding for a dong....
. . . ASCII to ASCII, DOS to DOS . . .
Squeak I tell you, Squeak!
ASCii, ASCii... Ah downhill ski!!!
Have you heard the three biggest lies? 1. I'll respect you in the morning.
2. The cheque is in the mail. 3. I will not come in your mouth....