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• Very fast:) Hi, this is 904-4344. If you want to leave a message, please wait for the tone.
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• An Indian brave came up to his chief. "Oh Big Chief, why you give us the names you give.
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  The receptionist who answered the phone asked me to spell my last name, and then my first name....
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• Ask to see a menu.
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