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• KFC and the Pope After watching sales falling off for three straight months at Kentucky Fried Chicken, the Colonel calls up the Pope and asks for a favor.
  The Pope says, "What can I do?" The Colonel says, "I need you to change the daily prayer from, 'Give us this day our daily bread' to 'Give us this day our daily chicken'....
• Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because he heard the Colonel does chicken Right!
• QUESTION: WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD ? ANSWERS
  Pat Buchanan: To steal a job from a decent, hard-working American....
• There's no accounting for taste-Col Sande
• Life Hints 1. If you're bidding on a job for UPS, don't send your bid by FedEx.
  2. If your computer says, "Printer out of Paper," this problem cannot be resolved by continuously clicking the "OK" button....
• Giuseppe and Luigi were having a drink one day, when Giuseppe leaned across the table and said "Luigi, you lika woman witha snaggle tooth and a little brown mustachio?
  And Luigi says, "No Giuseppe, I no lika sucha woman?...
• here was the guy driving along the highway at 40. A chicken was keeping up with him and the chicken had three legs.
  He increased speed to 60 and the chicken was still running alongside....
• Too chicken to get in harm's way.
• Age is only a matter of years??