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When in Poland do as Poles do.
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How do they take a census in poland? Flood the cellars!
What do you call a beautiful girl in Poland? A tourist.
Q: How do you call the largest accumulation point of poles? A: Warsaw!
Q: Why do Poles make such lousy lovers? A: They always wait for the swelling to go down.
Q: Why do Poles make the best astronauts? A: Because they take up space in school.
Some clever thoughts... "I am " is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language.
Could it be that "I do " is the longest sentence? If you mixed vodka with orange juice and milk of magnesia, would you get a Phillip's Screwdriver?...
When in doubt, do as the doubters do.
When in Rome, do as the French do...
When nothing else will do.