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• How do they take a census in poland? Flood the cellars!
• What do you call a beautiful girl in Poland? A tourist.
• Q: How do you call the largest accumulation point of poles? A: Warsaw!
• Q: Why do Poles make such lousy lovers? A: They always wait for the swelling to go down.
• Q: Why do Poles make the best astronauts? A: Because they take up space in school.
• Some clever thoughts... "I am " is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language.
  Could it be that "I do " is the longest sentence? If you mixed vodka with orange juice and milk of magnesia, would you get a Phillip's Screwdriver?...
• When in doubt, do as the doubters do.
• When in Rome, do as the French do...
• When nothing else will do.