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• Jesus and Moses are in Heaven, fishing from a rowboat.
  As they were fishing, they began to reminisce the miracles they performed when they were on Earth....
• Back in the good old college days, when pulling all-nighters (sure, you must have done some of those before!
  ), at about 2 or 3am, try calling someone to "remind" them to go to the bathroom (or do something)....
• Before you start anything, make sure you can fini
• Ice Fishing... A blonde decided she needed something new and different for a winter hobby.
  She went to the bookstore and bought every book she could find on ice fishing....
• Dating vs Marriage When you are dating..... Farting is never an issue When you are married .
  ...You make sure there's nothing flammable near your husband....
• Three Guys Fishing There's these three guys and they're out having a relaxing day fishing.
  Out of the blue, they catch a mermaid who begs to be set free in return for granting each of them a wish....
• You've got the whitest teeth I've ever come across.
  .... %end of list------------- Female to guy: Hi, you look like a real wanker....
• There was a country doctor who was the only doctor for miles around.
  He wanted to go on a fishing trip so he called the vet and asked him to look after things while he was gone....
• Kids always make you worry when they are quiet.