Related:

• A high school student was taking a biology test when he encountered this questio
  Give four reasons why mother's milk is better than cow's milk....
• Confucius Says: "Man who run in front of car, get tired" "Man who run behind ca
  get exhausted" "Man who drive like hell, bound to get there" "Passionate kiss like spider's web - soon lead to undoing of fly" "Foolish man give wife grand piano....
• At the end of his course on mathematical methods in optimization, the professor sternly looks at his students and say
  There is one final piece of advice I'm going to give you now...
• A Tragedy Bill Clinton is visiting a school. In one class, he asks the students if anyone can give him an example of a "tragedy".
  One little boy stands up and offers that "If my best friend who lives next door was playing in the street when a car came along and killed him, that would be a tragedy....
• Many an American tourist around Windsor Castle have been heard asking
  "Why did they build it so close to the airport?...
• Has a room temperature IQ.
• Q: Why do Blacks walk the way they do? A: Because they spent the first nine months of their lives dodging a coat hanger.
• Did you ever walk into a room and and forget why you walked in? that's how dogs spend their lives.
• BASIC Lives....