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• AH, no you didn't, you came here for an *argument*!
• I came here To shit and stink, But all I do Is sit and think.
• Hmmmm, I had a tagline when I came in here....
• Yes, God has a sense of humor! I'm here, ain't I?
• Big Man In a Small Town" Joe grew up in a small town, then moved away to attend college and law school.
  He decided to come back to the small town because he could be a big man in this small town....
• A man approaches his best friend's wife one day when her husband is at the office.
  Will you have sex with me?" he asks. "No. My husband wouldn't approve....
• Jesus is hanging on the cross. As he is haging, he yells, "John, John, come here, quick!
  John hear's the voice of his master and came running up to the Lord....
• Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.
  UUCP Attribute the joke's source if at all possible....
• Yes, I did.