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You have the right to remain silent....
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You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
BASIC TRUTHS Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film Save the whales.
Collect the whole set. Diplomacy is saying "nice doggy" until you find a rock....
Some thoughts... -- Spotted on the back of a tshirt worn by LAPD Bomb Squad
If you see me running, try to keep up." -- Light travels faster than sound....
Points to Ponder If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
Would a fly without wings be called a walk? Can you be a closet claustrophobic?...
Voice Mail My wife and I can't come to the phone right now, but if you'll leave your name and number, we'll get back to you as soon as we're finished.
A is for academics, B is for beer. One of those reasons is why we're not here....
IF 1. If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?
2. If a deaf person swears in sign language, does his mother wash his hands with soap?...
Some simple truths of life by George Carlin... 1. Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
2. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor....
You have the right to speak - I have the right to ignore.
Alternate State Mottos... Alabama: Yes, we have electricity Arizona
But It's a Dry Heat Arkansas: Litterasy Ain't Everthing California...