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• Cache me if you can . . .
• Who do you put a baby in the blender feet first? So you can watch it's expression.
• Q: Why should you stick a baby in a blender feet first?
  A: So you can see the expression on its face....
• Realtor: first you folks tell me what you can afford, then we'll have a good laugh and go on from there.
• Q: How can you tell that Harvard was planned by a mathematician?
  A: The div school is right next to the grad school......
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