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• Q: What's a man who'se got his dick in the biscuit tin? A: Fucking crackers.
• This guy goes into a bar and asks for a pint of beer.
  While the barman's pouring it, he looks about the place, and sees a piano man sitting there in front of the old ivories, giving it a bit of a play, and his pet monkey, which is wandering about with a tin mug collecting money....
• anyone heard the story about the couple that stayed up late one nite.
  Finally, the man couldn't take it any more and went to bed....
• Yer a better man than I am, Gunga Din!
• HAVE A MICROSOFT CHRISTMAS 'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house Not a creature was stirring, except father's mouse.
  The computer was humming, the icons were hopping, As father did last-minute Internet shopping....
• How does a Pole keep his dinner warm? He puts tin foil up his nose.
• Well, there was this guy who'd been living a really great life as an art dealer in New York City, making tons of money and everything.
  He was 30 and fixed for life, a millionaire, when he went to the doctor and found out that he had a very rare bone disease that was sure to kill him before he reached 31....
• Unknown What did God say after he created man? "I can do better than this.