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  Similarly, Ronald Reagan once considered himself an actor....
• There was a young man with a hernia Who said to his surgeon, "Gosh-dernya, When carving my middle Be sure you don't fiddle With matters that do not concern ya.
• Demands of Striking UPS Workers 10. Goodbye boring brown trucks, hello bit****' red Ferraris 9.
  Permission to smack anyone who calls it "ups" 8....
• The Federal Government's New, Unabridged medical Dictionary
  Barium: What you do when the patient dies Urine: The opposite of "You're out!...
• As a result of the reduction in the availability of funds budgeted for departmental areas, we are, unfortunately, forced to cut down on our number of personnel.
  Under the plan, older employees will be encouraged to accept early retirement thus permitting the retention of younger personnel, who represent our future plans....
• Letter to the Bank Manager Dear Bank Manager, I am writing to thank you for bouncing the check with which I endeavored to pay my plumber last month.
  By my calculations some three nanoseconds must have elapsed between his presenting the check, and the arrival in my account of the funds needed to honor it....
• ENTER DATA, ENAMORATA Back into the fray. Thanks to all who sent along best wishes at the outset of my vacation.
  Now, as you rejoin the ranks and the column moves out into another fiscal front, let’s get those shoulders back, chests out, stomachs in and tongues in cheek....
• While looking for a Real Job (read: technical writing), I've been paying the bills doing medical transcription work.
  I came across a book today called "The Empty Laugh Book" by the American Association for Medical Transcription, containing some of the funniest dictated and transcribed quotes from the world of medicine that I've ever encountered....