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Beat The 5 O'clock Rush - Leave Work At Noon!
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Beat the 5 o'clock rush - Leave work at noon!
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Avoid the 5 o'clock rush - always leave work at noon.
One Liners If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
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Hunting Schedule 1:00 am Alarm clock rings 2:00 am Hunting partners arrive, drag you out of bed 2
30 am Throw everything except the kitchen sink into the pick-up 3...
Q: Why does the LAPD leave the Dodgers game early? A: They want to beat the crowd.
Sex at noon taxes.
1. My kids are locked outside. 2. My kids are locked inside.
3. My kids are stuck in the door. 4. I have to help my grandmother bake cookies....
A biology graduate student went to Borneo to take some samples for his thesis work.
He flew there, found a guide with a canoe to take him up the river to the remote site he where he would make his collections....
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