Related:

• Beauty is only a light switch away.
• Q: How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: None. You have to replace the whole motherboard....
• Click ... click ... click ... damn, out of s!
• Click goes the shear, boy, click, click, click...
• What did the light bulb say to the switch? You turn me on.
• Click...click...click..damn, out of taglines!
• Click..Click..Click..darn, out of taglines!
• Q:" How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb?
  "A:" You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need....