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• Eat healthy, exercise regularly, and die anyway.
• Mid-life... Mid-life is when you go to the doctor and you realize you are now so old, you have to pay someone to look at you naked.
  The good news about mid-life is that the glass is still half-full....
• Two bee's or not two bee's....Oops! Bumbled that one!
• Open your mouth honey, it's just a tongue depressor...
• Q: Why does Miss Piggy uses honey and vinegar douche?
  A: Because Kermit likes to eat sweet and sour pork....
• Raise your IQ-----Eat Mensans.
• Q: What's he smartest kind of bee? A: A spelling bee.
• NON-CURSE CURSE'S May you have the nicest neighbors in all Sibera.
  May your name be so famous that every bailiff, tax colector, cop and secret agent know it....
• Hungry? Out of work? Eat your foreign car!