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• A NEW YEAR’S ADAM ON CHRISTMAS EVE, BUD Beginnings end.
  ..and endings begin. That’s either a Biblical paraphrase or a Microsoft credo....
• I think I'm gonna, Barf.
• Junk: Stuff we throw away. Stuff: Junk we keep.
• So how's your boyfriend doing, the math student?" "Don't mention that crazy pervert to me anymore!
  We broke up." "How can you say such a nasty thing about him?...
• Is that your tagline or did your mailreader throw up?
• Gee whiz, Madonna, what a neat concert! (barf)
• You have reached 934-2435. We picked this machine up at a garage sale in "as-is" condition.
  You can try to leave a message on it, but we are not sure it will be recorded....