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• How many Kenyon students does it take to change a lightbulb?
  I don't know, I couldn't find the campus....
• The wise college student is thinking now about getting to campus--to get acclimated, to get organized and to get a parking space.
• Two male engineering students meet each other on campus.
  One says to the other "Hi Bill, Where did you get that new bike?...
• A guy from Georgia enrolled at Harvard and on his first day there was walking across the campus and asked an upperclassman (drawling heavily),"Excuse me, can you tell me where the library is at?
  The upperclassman responded, "At Harvard we do not end sentences with prepositions....
• If Olive Oil comes from pressing olives, and coconut oil comes from pressing coconuts, where does baby oil come from?
  Angry bus patrons in the Midlands of England complained to bus company officials when drivers repeatedly failed to stop and pick them up....
• This is more of a practical joke WITH a Beetle . . .
  . MIT has some very wide, very long corridors that turn out to be VW-accessible....
• My favorite college joke is about the lad from the hills of Kentucky who won a scholarship to MIT.
  In familiarizing himself with the campus, he was walking across the quad and stopped an upperclassman to ask, ""Scuse me, can you tell me whar the liberry is at?...
• In view of the large number of recent postings of college practical jokes, I'll 'fess up that some friends and I were the instigators of many a prank while undergraduates in college.
  The following are some of the better pranks: 1....