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• Whites (WASPs)
• Grandma got run over by a reindeer, Walking home from our house Christmas Eve, You can say there's no such thing as Santa, But as for me and Grandpa, we believe.
  She'd been drinking too much eggnog, And we begged her not to go, But she forgot her medication, So she staggered out the door and through the snow....
• Three nuns die and go to heaven, at the pearly gates they are confronted by Saint Peter who says "Well girls before you can get into heaven you must answer a question.
  Saint Peter asks the first nun, "Who was the first man on earth?...
• Start a sing-along.
• The night was dark, The sky was blue, Down the alley the turd wagon flew!
  A bump was hit, a scream was heard, A man was killed by a flying turd!...
• 1) Got a neighbor that's a real pain in the ass? Do they have a lawn?
  Do they have a garden that's accessible? Yes to all the above?...
• And I'll try not to sing out of key...
• How many Vanna Whites does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. A dead bulb won't light up.