Toggle navigation
Collections
Fun
Jokes
Fortune
Photo
Nicknames
Blog
ﻮﺑﻻگ
Iran
Catgut [n], My Dog Got Fleas But My Catgut Kittens.
Home
›
Short Jokes
›
Taglines
Catgut [n], My dog got fleas but my catgut kittens.
Related:
World’s Easiest Quiz - Question: 3. From which animal do we get catgut?
Answer:3. From sheep and horses....
What a dog I got! His favorite bone is my LEG!
Packets 'n' readers 'n' doors, oh my!
A Redneck Valentine Hello Darling - Shucks Kudzu is green.
My Dog's name is Blue. And I'm so danged lucky To have a sweet thang like you....
There was a young girl of Angina Who stretched catgut across her vagina.
From the love-making frock (With the proper sized cock) Came Tocata and Fugue in D minor....
Redneck Fisherman's Love Poem Collards is green, my dog's name is Blue and I'm so lucky to have a sweet thang like you.
Yore hair is like cornsilk a-flapping in the breeze....
A Redneck's Ode to Valentines Day! Kudzu is green, my dog's name is Blue And I'm so lucky to have a sweet thang like you.
Yore hair is like cornsilk A-flapping in the breeze....
I [] My dog. He [ate] My Cat.