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• Dyslexia: it can warn without striking!
• Apathy Error: Don't bother striking any key.
• Striking unions, note: Bankruptcy is also a closed shop!
• Open your window shades before you go to sleep each night. Close them as soon as you wake up.
• Found in Actual Military Evaluation Reports... 1. This Marine is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.
  2. Got into the gene pool while the lifeguard wasn't watching....
• NATIONAL CONDOM WEEK Cover your stump before you hump.
  Before you attack her, wrap your wacker. Don't be silly, protect your Willie....
• That ball was close. Close hell, look at this knot!!
• Q: What is a Kotex? A: A manhole cover.