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Computer,load program 9 -- Execute
Execute program code from Write Only Memory!
How many 370's does it take to execute a program? Four, Three to hold it down and one to chop its head off.
WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM? 1. Compaq is considering changing the command "Press Any Key" to "Press Return Key" because of the flood of calls asking where the "Any" key is.
2. AST technical support had a caller complaining that her mouse was hard to control with the dust cover on....
July 3,1990 FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE Rumors of the recent development of a super CPU in a secret factory in the breakaway republic of Bananistan seem borne out by documents leaked by high administration sources in an off-the-record briefing last week.
What is known so far is that the chip is manufactured under sea moss technology by vapor depositing an ultra-thin substrate of L-triptophan on a base of semi-conducting carob....
I dredged up the problem in 1984, and discovered the following 540-word version with the help of a computer program that I wrote.
Several students were asked the following problem: Prove that all odd integers are prime.
Well, the first student to try to do this was a math student....
Troutman's Laws of Computer Programming 1. Any running program is obsolete.
2. Any planned program costs more and takes longer....
Lesser Languages The Copier Circuit Basic, Fortran, Cobol
These programming languages are well known and (more or less) well loved throughout the computer industry....