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  You have minor influence over your associates and people resent your flaunting of your power....
• This guy had a costume party one night. The theme was to dress up as an emotion.
  On the night... To a woman dressed all in red....
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• Once upon a time there were three brothers who were knights in a certain kingdom.
  Now there was a Princess in a neighboring kingdom who was of marriageable age....
• Two hunters hire a small plane to take them to a remote area of Canada.
  Upon dropping off the hunters, the pilot tells them, "Remember only one moose, because the plane wouldn't be able to take off with more weight than that....
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  You lie a great deal. On the other hand, you are inclined to be careless and impractical, which causes you to make the same mistake over and over again....
• THE DARWIN AWARDS Date: December,1997 The Darwin Award is made each year to the person who has managed to kill themselves (and therefore prevent the survival of their genes - hence Darwin!
  ) in the most bizarre way imaginable. Previous winners have included the man killed when the vending machine he was trying to extract a can of Coke from fell on him, and last years aviator who strapped a JATO module (rocket) to his car and lit the blue touchpaper....