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Cream Rises To The Top......so Do Dead Fish.
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Cream rises to the top......so do dead fish.
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How do you make a dead baby float?........... 1 scoop dead baby 2 scoops ice cream
Q: How do you make a dead baby float? A: Add a scoop of ice cream and some root beer.
More fun than a dead fish.
Humorous Helpful Hints: ** Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice cream drips.
** Use a meat baster to "squeeze" your pancake batter onto the hot griddle and you'll get perfectly shaped pancakes every time....
So long, and thanks for all the fish!
It's probably a bad day when, you find a dead fish in your underwear.
Q: How do you communicate with a fish? A: You drop him a line.
What do Greeks wear to weddings? Formal fish nets.
This reminds me of something a friend of mine did to get even with a landlord that evicted him.
There was a hole in one of his walls so he put a couple of dead fish in in the hole....