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Create your own opportunity. Blackmail a senior exec
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Earn cash in your spare time -- blackmail friends.
Barbie Barbie c/o Mattel, Inc. El Segundo, CA 90245 November 7, 1997 Santa Claus North Pole, Dear Santa
Listen you fat little troll, I've been helping you out every year, playing at being the perfect Christmas Present, wearing skimpy bathing suits in frigid weather, and drowning in fake tea from one too many tea parties, and I hate to break it to ya, Santa, but IT'S DEFINITELY PAYBACK TIME!...
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Take the law into your own hands?
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What do I have to do to get something funny posted around here?...
May the wind behind you always be your own.
Get your OWN quote, dammit. This one's MINE.
The hard disk you save may be your ow