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Don't Blame Me...I Voted For Myself.
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Don't blame me...I voted for myself.
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Don't blame me, I voted for Bill 'n' Opus!
Lead me not to temptation, I can find it myself!
Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself.
Blame your maker or blame yourself, but don't blame me!
I Can Bitch, I Voted, Can You?
Knock knock Who's there? Don Juan Don Juan who? I Don Juan to set the world on fire!
Please Mr. Custard, I don' wanna gel ...
Daily Affirmations I no longer need to punish, deceive or compromise myself.
Unless, of course, I want to stay employed. A good scapegoat is nearly as welcome as a solution to the problem....
It gives me great pleasure to introduce this next comedian.
But before I give myself great pleasure.... Lank and Earl...