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Don't Look Behind You, They're Catching Up With You. RUN FASTER!
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Don't look behind you, they're catching up with you. RUN FASTER!
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Here is the /usr/pub directory;" Nowhere else will you find a more dispicable collectio
of bugs and viruses. We must be careful;" The party descended down the side of the inode to /usr/pub, out of which came the noise of riotous drinking, with the occasional hint of drunken rioting....
EEKING OUT A LIVING IN RADIOACTIVE SHOES Come now, don’t any of you baby boomers remember having your childhood feet x-rayed at the shoe store?
It was right about the time we were being stuffed with megadoses of penicillin no matter what the wheezy etiology, and ducking for cover under one-armed elementary school desks in mock nuclear bomb attacks....
Don't look behind you, they're watching.
Look to the Son, and shadows will fall behind you.
behind you
New CEO A fellow had just been hired as the new CEO of a large high tech corporation.
The CEO who was stepping down met with him privately and presented him with three numbered envelopes....
Three Envelopes A fellow had just been hired as the new CEO of a large high tech corporation.
The CEO who was stepping down met with him privately and presented him with three numbered envelopes....
50 Fun Things to Do at Wal-Mart 1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.
2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store....
The faster you go, the shorter you are-- Einstei