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• Draw, o coward!
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• Hello, and welcome to Answering Machines of the Rich and Famous!
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• Who Says Mines Aren't Funny... One day an out of work mime is visiting the zoo and attempts to earn some money as a street performer.
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• Jesus Saves - not on my salary he doesn't.