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  This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular attrition of the weakest members....
• Speed kills; slow just infuriates...
• 7 Days without pizza makes one weak...
• A seven day honeymoon makes one weak.
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• My brain hurts...not my head...just my brain!
• Oops. My brain just hit a bad sector.
• A whole bunch of guys are hanging out in their usual bar after work one day when this very attractive woman walks in and sits down right in the midst of them.
  After about two minutes of amazed looks one of the men manages to ask the woman her name....