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  a coupla real shiners. He chanced upon his buddy walkin' th' other way and they stopped to talk....
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  a coupla real shiners. He chanced upon his buddy walkin' th' other way and they stopped to talk....
• It seems that when God was making the world, He called man over and bestowed upon him twenty years of normal sex life.
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• Private Weston was stationed in Arabia during Desert Storm in a fairly isolated location in the desert.
  After a couple of weeks without seeing a single woman, he inquired to his sergeant about some leave to get some action....
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