Toggle navigation
Collections
Fun
Jokes
Fortune
Photo
Nicknames
Blog
ﻮﺑﻻگ
Iran
EARTH...If You Love It, Leave It&l
Home
›
Short Jokes
›
Taglines
EARTH...If You Love It, Leave It<-
Related:
Celebrate Earth Day <ad pd. for by Exxon>
lt; Lick It...Stuff it in> <Lick it... Stuff it in> &l
Lick it.. Stuff it in> As you can hear, John and Cathy are busy mailing letters, please leave a message at the ton....
>>>>> Im telling you, they are EVERYWHERE! <<<<&l
Hello?" <pause for a few seconds> "Sorry, he's not here right now, but if you leave a message, he'll get back to you.
Hi this is <name>. I'm sorry I can't answer the phone right now.
Leave a message and then wait by the phone until I call you back....
To the tune of "Heartbreak Hotel" with appropriate instrumental accompaniment) I just left home baby I'll be out fer a spell and if you don't leave a message baby you can go to &l
BEEP>...
lt;Cackle> That's right! This is an answering machine!
In a few seconds, YOU'RE gonna have to leave a message!...
he quiet, eerie vocal part of 'hello, earth' by kate bush] (after about 30 seconds)
hello. you have reached xxx-xxxx. we can't come to the phone right now because we're at vespers....
>DING!< Thank you, thats it.