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• From ph@uowcsa.oz.au Mon Dec 12 20:53:34 1988 Flag
  000000000000 From: ph@uowcsa.oz.au (Phillip Herring) Subjec...
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• Some years ago an Englishman on a plane to Australia was handed one of these cards to fill in, in normal Commonwealth style.
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• An Irishman entered Mastermind: they asked him his name, he said pass.
• Do-do-do-do, you have entered the twilight tagline.......
• THE STATE OF THE UNION ADDRESS....THAT PRESIDENT CLINTON SHOULD HAVE GIVEN "Members of Congress.
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• Entymological Etymology Read Admiral Grace Hoppe
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