Related:

• WordPerfect isn't, Pagemaker doesn't, etc., etc., etc....
• Merry Xmas, Happy Hanukak, Feliz Navidad, etc, etc, etc
• Bring a Game Boy (or Game Gear, etc...). Play with the volume at max level.
• [Sung to the tune of "Ride of the Valkyries"] Leave a message... leave a message... etc.
• This is McCarren International departure information Delta.
  2100 zulu, [weather, approach information, notams, etc....
• Get deliveries of candy, flowers, balloons, telegrams, etc.
  .. sent to you every few minutes throughout the exam....
• Seen on the letter's page of the "Irish Times" Dear Sir, Sex is the best form of fusion at room temperature, yrs, etc.