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• A young bride was once heard to say, "Oh dear, I am wearing away!
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• What do you call a day that follows 2 days of rain ? Monday.
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  Here's this year's list: 1. The people who are starting college this fall across the nation were born in 1980....
• A man goes to the doctor and says: - Doc, I would like to live very long.
  What should I do? - I think that is a wise decision....
• Every day is the dawn of a new error.