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The Procrastinator Ananymous meeting has been put off till next week.
THE MONTH AFTER CHRISTMAS Twas the month after Christmas, and all through the house Nothing would fit me, not even a blouse.
The cookies I'd nibbled, the eggnog I'd taste At the holiday parties had gone to my waist....
Cookie! Cookie! Lend me your crumb! ...
Give Me a Cookie!
Last year a guy went to a doctor because he was losing weight.
He found out he had a tapeworm, and was instructed by the doctor to bring a muffin, a twinkie and a cookie with him on his next visit....
To be done in warmer climates: break apart oreo cookies so that white, creamy filling sticks to 1/2 of cookie (the way most kids eat them).
Discard or eat other 1/2 of cookie without filling....
119 At the moment Japan declared war A sailor was fucking a whore.
He said, "After this poke `Long and hard' ain't no joke...
Yield to temptation, it may not pass your way again." - L. Long